Happy New Year Funny Poems
Are you bored of the New Year to
everyone in the same old boring way? Think of something interesting to do and
try to smile on your loved ones to bring the face. Spread some happiness and
laughter by sending Funny New Year poems all your near and dear ones.
Usher New Year with much joy and
humor. You do not have to be serious on this festive day - read the poems Funny
New Year on New Year Party night and spill the magic of entertainment.
Humorous New Year Poems
Here are some very funny poems
for the new year. You can create your greeting cards and post them in poetries.
Your colleagues will surely wish to receive a wonderful gift as this New Year.
Funny Poetry
Are you bored of wishing New Year
to everyone in the same old boring way? Think of doing something interesting
and try to bring the smile on your loved ones face. Spread some happiness and
laughter by sending Funny New Year poems to all your near and dear ones.
Usher the New Year with lots of
joy and humor. You don’t have to be serious on this festive day – read out the
Funny New Year poems on the New Year party night and spill the magic of
amusement.
Humorous New Year Poems
Here are some really funny poems
for New Year. You can create your greetings cards and add these poetries in it.
Your colleagues would surely love to receive a wonderful gift like this on New
Year.
My New Year Solutions
My New Year Solutions, Not
Resolutions
This year I want to be a monkey
Jumping from tree to tree
Next year I can be a donkey
Braying from sky to sea.
Every year I want to change
And experience something new
I wish I am something strange
Like the disappearing dew.
I want to feel the life of a lion
king
Sitting inside its majestic skin
Turning into a peacock I will
sing
And be a cuckoo pea Siamese twin
Why can’t I be a bubble?
Blow away and disappear
Instead of getting into trouble
Making resolutions every year.
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It was January the 1st
I turned over a new leaf
It was clean on the top side
But had bugs underneath.
New Year Resolution
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New Year Resolution
It was January the 1st
I turned over a new leaf
It was clean on the top side
But had bugs underneath.
On New Year’s Day
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On New Year’s Day a year ago,
I started off the year
by making resolutions
that were probably severe.
I said I’d save my money,
as this seemed so very wise.
I vowed I would improve my
health.
I swore I’d exercise.
I stated I would do my homework
every single day.
I’d brush my teeth religiously
to ward off tooth decay.
I’d eat my fruits and vegetables
and keep my bedroom clean.
I’d treat my sister kindly
though she’s often very mean.
My resolutions lasted me
about a half a day.
I promised I would keep them
but I broke them anyway.
So now I’m fat and penniless.
My homework’s overdue.
My sister’s mad. My teeth are
bad.
My room is messy too.
And yet I think I may have found
the best of all solutions,
and this year I’ve resolved
to not make ANY resolutions.
