Happy New Year 2016 : Funny New Year Poetry

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Happy New Year Funny Poems</h2>
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everyone in the same old boring way? Think of something interesting to do and
try to smile on your loved ones to bring the face. Spread some happiness and
laughter by sending Funny <b>New Year poems</b> all your near and dear ones.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Usher New Year with much joy and
humor. You do not have to be serious on this festive day - read the poems Funny
New Year on New Year Party night and spill the magic of entertainment.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Humorous New Year Poems<o:p></o:p></div>
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Here are some very funny poems
for the new year. You can create your greeting cards and post them in poetries.
Your colleagues will surely wish to receive a wonderful gift as this New Year.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Are you bored of wishing New Year
to everyone in the same old boring way? Think of doing something interesting
and try to bring the smile on your loved ones face. Spread some happiness and
laughter by sending Funny New Year poems to all your near and dear ones.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Usher the New Year with lots of
joy and humor. You don’t have to be serious on this festive day – read out the
Funny New Year poems on the New Year party night and spill the magic of
amusement.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Humorous New Year Poems<o:p></o:p></div>
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Here are some really funny poems
for New Year. You can create your greetings cards and add these poetries in it.
Your colleagues would surely love to receive a wonderful gift like this on New
Year. <o:p></o:p></div>
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My New Year Solutions <o:p></o:p></div>
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My <i>New Year Solutions</i>, Not
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This year I want to be a monkey<o:p></o:p></div>
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Jumping from tree to tree<o:p></o:p></div>
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Next year I can be a donkey<o:p></o:p></div>
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Braying from sky to sea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Every year I want to change<o:p></o:p></div>
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And experience something new<o:p></o:p></div>
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I wish I am something strange<o:p></o:p></div>
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Like the disappearing dew.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I want to feel the life of a lion
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Sitting inside its majestic skin<o:p></o:p></div>
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Turning into a peacock I will
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And be a cuckoo pea Siamese twin<o:p></o:p></div>
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Why can’t I be a bubble?<o:p></o:p></div>
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Blow away and disappear<o:p></o:p></div>
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Instead of getting into trouble<o:p></o:p></div>
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Making resolutions every year.<o:p></o:p></div>
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It was January the 1st<o:p></o:p></div>
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I turned over a new leaf<o:p></o:p></div>
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It was clean on the top side<o:p></o:p></div>
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But had bugs underneath.<o:p></o:p></div>
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New Year Resolution<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>New Year Resolution</b><o:p></o:p></div>
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It was January the 1st<o:p></o:p></div>
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I turned over a new leaf<o:p></o:p></div>
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It was clean on the top side<o:p></o:p></div>
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But had bugs underneath.<o:p></o:p></div>
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On New Year’s Day<o:p></o:p></div>
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On New Year’s Day a year ago,<o:p></o:p></div>
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I started off the year<o:p></o:p></div>
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by making resolutions<o:p></o:p></div>
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that were probably severe.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I said I’d save my money,<o:p></o:p></div>
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as this seemed so very wise.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I vowed I would improve my
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I swore I’d exercise.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I stated I would do my homework<o:p></o:p></div>
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every single day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I’d brush my teeth religiously<o:p></o:p></div>
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to ward off tooth decay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I’d eat my fruits and vegetables<o:p></o:p></div>
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and keep my bedroom clean.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I’d treat my sister kindly<o:p></o:p></div>
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though she’s often very mean.<o:p></o:p></div>
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My resolutions lasted me<o:p></o:p></div>
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about a half a day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I promised I would keep them<o:p></o:p></div>
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but I broke them anyway.<o:p></o:p></div>
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So now I’m fat and penniless.<o:p></o:p></div>
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My homework’s overdue.<o:p></o:p></div>
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My sister’s mad. My teeth are
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My room is messy too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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And yet I think I may have found<o:p></o:p></div>
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the best of all solutions,<o:p></o:p></div>
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and this year I’ve resolved<o:p></o:p></div>
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to not make ANY resolutions.<o:p></o:p></div>
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