Happy New Year 2016 : New Year Jokes

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try to smile on your loved ones to bring the face. Spread some happiness and
laughter by sending Funny <b>New Year poems</b> all your near and dear ones.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Usher New Year with much joy and
humor. You do not have to be serious on this festive day - read the poems Funny
New Year on New Year Party night and spill the magic of entertainment.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Humorous New Year Poems<o:p></o:p></div>
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Here are some very funny poems
for the new year. You can create your greeting cards and post them in poetries.
Your colleagues will surely wish to receive a wonderful gift as this New Year.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Are you bored of wishing New Year
to everyone in the same old boring way? Think of doing something interesting
and try to bring the smile on your loved ones face. Spread some happiness and
laughter by sending Funny New Year poems to all your near and dear ones.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Usher the New Year with lots of
joy and humor. You don’t have to be serious on this festive day – read out the
Funny New Year poems on the New Year party night and spill the magic of
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Here are some really funny poems
for New Year. You can create your greetings cards and add these poetries in it.
Your colleagues would surely love to receive a wonderful gift like this on New
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My New Year Solutions <o:p></o:p></div>
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My <i>New Year Solutions</i>, Not
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This year I want to be a monkey<o:p></o:p></div>
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Jumping from tree to tree<o:p></o:p></div>
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Next year I can be a donkey<o:p></o:p></div>
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Braying from sky to sea.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Every year I want to change<o:p></o:p></div>
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And experience something new<o:p></o:p></div>
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I wish I am something strange<o:p></o:p></div>
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Like the disappearing dew.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I want to feel the life of a lion
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Sitting inside its majestic skin<o:p></o:p></div>
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Turning into a peacock I will
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And be a cuckoo pea Siamese twin<o:p></o:p></div>
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Why can’t I be a bubble?<o:p></o:p></div>
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Blow away and disappear<o:p></o:p></div>
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Instead of getting into trouble<o:p></o:p></div>
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Making resolutions every year.<o:p></o:p></div>
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It was January the 1st<o:p></o:p></div>
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I turned over a new leaf<o:p></o:p></div>
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It was clean on the top side<o:p></o:p></div>
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But had bugs underneath.<o:p></o:p></div>
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New Year Resolution<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>New Year Resolution</b><o:p></o:p></div>
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It was January the 1st<o:p></o:p></div>
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I turned over a new leaf<o:p></o:p></div>
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It was clean on the top side<o:p></o:p></div>
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But had bugs underneath.<o:p></o:p></div>
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On New Year’s Day<o:p></o:p></div>
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On New Year’s Day a year ago,<o:p></o:p></div>
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I started off the year<o:p></o:p></div>
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by making resolutions<o:p></o:p></div>
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that were probably severe.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I said I’d save my money,<o:p></o:p></div>
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as this seemed so very wise.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I vowed I would improve my
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I swore I’d exercise.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I stated I would do my homework<o:p></o:p></div>
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every single day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I’d brush my teeth religiously<o:p></o:p></div>
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to ward off tooth decay.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I’d eat my fruits and vegetables<o:p></o:p></div>
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and keep my bedroom clean.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I’d treat my sister kindly<o:p></o:p></div>
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though she’s often very mean.<o:p></o:p></div>
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My resolutions lasted me<o:p></o:p></div>
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about a half a day.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I promised I would keep them<o:p></o:p></div>
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but I broke them anyway.<o:p></o:p></div>
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So now I’m fat and penniless.<o:p></o:p></div>
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My homework’s overdue.<o:p></o:p></div>
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My sister’s mad. My teeth are
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My room is messy too.<o:p></o:p></div>
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And yet I think I may have found<o:p></o:p></div>
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the best of all solutions,<o:p></o:p></div>
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and this year I’ve resolved<o:p></o:p></div>
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to not make ANY resolutions.<o:p></o:p></div>
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New Year Jokes 2016</h2>
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The Funniest 2016 New Year's Resolution Jokes</h3>
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When it comes to New Year's resolution, everybody does it and does not care much each before breaking. This gives birth to a powerful jokes for New Year's resolution. Jokes New Year's resolution are fun and intriguing. You can find a number of good new year's resolution jokes online. Some jokes best New Year's resolution mentioned below:</div>
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New Year joke resolution on the priority of the family:</div>
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"Families are very complicated, but things got even more confused after my father decided to marry the mother-in-law of my brother." Now I can not decide if he's my father or my father, "says my brother, "or my mother-in-law is now my stepmother or my son or my daughter is my niece."</div>
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Jokes New Year resolution to quit smoking:</h4>
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"I discussed peer pressure and cigarettes with my 12 year old daughter. After struggling for years to quit, I described how she started smoking to 'be cool.' "</div>
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"As outlined arguments children could do to tempt her to try, she stopped me in the middle of the conference, saying:" Hey, I just tell them that my mom smokes. How cool can that be? "</div>
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"The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read the Book of Numbers for the Israelites wandering in the desert." The Lord heard you when he lamented: "If only we had meat to eat '" She began. "For the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat for a day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month, until hate him."</div>
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"When she was finished, he paused, looked up and said," Hey, is not that the Atkins diet? "</div>
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1.) 2008: I'll go to church every Sunday.</div>
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2009: I will go to church as often as possible.</div>
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2010: I will spend some time each day for prayer and meditation.</div>
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2011: I'll try to catch the evening sermon on television.</div>
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2) 2005: I'll have my weight below 180.</div>
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2006: I will see my calories until you get below 190.</div>
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2007: I will follow my new diet religiously until you get below 200.</div>
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2008: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.</div>
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2009: I will work five days a week.</div>
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2010: I will work three days a week.</div>
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2011: I'll try to drive past a gym at least once a week.</div>
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