New Year Jokes 2016
The Funniest 2016 New Year's Resolution Jokes
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When it comes to New Year's resolution, everybody does it and does not care much each before breaking. This gives birth to a powerful jokes for New Year's resolution. Jokes New Year's resolution are fun and intriguing. You can find a number of good new year's resolution jokes online. Some jokes best New Year's resolution mentioned below:
New Year joke resolution on the priority of the family:
"Families are very complicated, but things got even more confused after my father decided to marry the mother-in-law of my brother." Now I can not decide if he's my father or my father, "says my brother, "or my mother-in-law is now my stepmother or my son or my daughter is my niece."
Also See: New Year Romantic Wishes and Messages
Jokes New Year resolution to quit smoking:
"I discussed peer pressure and cigarettes with my 12 year old daughter. After struggling for years to quit, I described how she started smoking to 'be cool.' "
"As outlined arguments children could do to tempt her to try, she stopped me in the middle of the conference, saying:" Hey, I just tell them that my mom smokes. How cool can that be? "
"The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read the Book of Numbers for the Israelites wandering in the desert." The Lord heard you when he lamented: "If only we had meat to eat '" She began. "For the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat for a day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month, until hate him."
New Year resolution joke about obesity:
"When she was finished, he paused, looked up and said," Hey, is not that the Atkins diet? "
Jokes Funny New Year's resolution:
1.) 2008: I'll go to church every Sunday.
2009: I will go to church as often as possible.
2010: I will spend some time each day for prayer and meditation.
2011: I'll try to catch the evening sermon on television.
2) 2005: I'll have my weight below 180.
2006: I will see my calories until you get below 190.
2007: I will follow my new diet religiously until you get below 200.
2008: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2009: I will work five days a week.
2010: I will work three days a week.
2011: I'll try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
"He looked at me like I was crazy." It's the wine, "he said, pronouncing the words carefully,"
